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For all our American friends - where can you find this car-related quotation?

"Asking an American to convert kilometers to miles per hour on the fly is like asking a dairy cow to do trigonometry."
 

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Last_straw said:
Who said ?
"she'll do 500 hectares per litre of kerosene"

Ahh, it went more like this.
"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
"... what country is this car from?"
"It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive, and you'll agree-- zabreb ebneb zlotik dieb! ... PUT IT IN H!"

Crazy Vaclav, in The Simpsons episode "Mr. Plow". Inarguably my favorite. I won't admit to being able to recite nearly the entire episode from the beginning, no no. In my neck of the woods theres a place closely resembling Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles... they have a massive Santa Claus out front, and a busted one in back.


Ok my turn. "The car has only one previous owner... JAMES BOND!"
 

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Heh, yeah. "Turn left here. In Mother Russia, car drive YOU!"

Ok, your turn to make an obscure reference.
 

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And my all time favorite...


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
 

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escalator guru said:
Ahh, it went more like this.
"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"
"... what country is this car from?"
"It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive, and you'll agree-- zabreb ebneb zlotik dieb! ... PUT IT IN H!"

Crazy Vaclav, in The Simpsons episode "Mr. Plow". Inarguably my favorite. I won't admit to being able to recite nearly the entire episode from the beginning, no no.
Wow this must rank as one of the most complete answers ever, my bad for misquoting ;oops:,

to continue on a car related theme

who said

"You take care of this car?"
"What do you mean?"
"Tyres felt a little splashy on the way over here"
 
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