Thanks for you help and interest, Jeff. Unfortunately, I did not deal with Jesse. The part was categorized as damage 000, and I intended to bolt it on. I'll be spending the price of the part at the body shop because of the damage sustained in their yard just in the course of it being stored and moved around by their trained apes.
The salesperson instantly just started giving me a hard time when I pointed out the damage to him. I called him later and left a message asking what he was willing to do to make me a happy customer. He had the "The Answer Is No" man call me back.
I did find a new bumper skin at saabsite for $150.
Linder's is on my official persona non grata list.