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  1. Car sitting for a while

    9000 Workshop
    Disconnect and recharge the battery...this should scramble the radio and you will have to enter the code. The ---- indicates a power shortage and you have to scramble the radio first by disconnecting the battery
  2. People trying to blow up my saab??!

    The Lounge
    Ah, ...say Cleve...have you checked to see if the Mrs. has increased your life insurance policy without telling you, again? On a more serious note, I sure would get my Saab towed home just in case some goofball really wants to see if spontaneous combustion is a theory or not with your baby!!!!!
  3. 2000 mile trip

    The Lounge
    I sure would not have any reservations(espcially with 55K...not even broken in yet). I used to travel 5,000 miles a month in my '94 9000 with 125K on her for over a year!!!!
  4. Movie "Secret Window"(for the ladies)

    The Lounge
    Hello: Saw a Johnny Depp movie, "Secret Window", by Stephen King.:o Near the end of the movie, Depp's wife(who is is trying to terminate) jumps in her beautiful blue Saab and fumbles unmericfully trying to get the key into the ignition on the floor..:roll: ..then, after getting it started...
  5. If I see another snow flake ...

    The Lounge
    ;oops: :nono; I HATE SNOW, COLD WEATHER, AND RAIN.....ALL I WANT IS 75 DEGREES, SUN, AND A VERY GREEN GOLF COURSE!!!!! DEAR LORD...IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR??????;oops:
  6. Whats your favorite quality of your saab and why?

    The Lounge
    My favorite thing(after owning 8 Saabs) has to be the style and the ease of working on them. :lol: My Least Favorite thing is when my neighbor across the street buys a new 9-3t in white with grey leather and I have to see it everyday...but not own it!!!!;oops:
  7. Does premarital sex effect the public?

    The Lounge
    The only time premartial sex effects the public in general is: WHEN YOU HAVE PREMARTIAL SEX .....IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Who is active in their local Saab Club?

    The Lounge
    So Very Glad you asked the questions, Scotty!!!! Well, I've been an active member(President, Emperor, Grand PooBah, King, and Grand Oz) of the local chapter of my own club.....KBSOOI...that's Knuckle Busting Saab Owners of Indiana"....membership has been down due to continued expense repairs...
  9. Hood Ornament

    The Lounge
    I once considered my ex-wife as a Saab 9000 hood ornament, but having to remove the gold plating from her *** and having it chrome plated was cost prohibitive....besides she obstructed the view with her rather large diameter...:roll:
  10. The ease of repairing a Saab

    The Lounge
    Howdy-Doody!!! Last summer I replaced the fuel pump in my 9000 in about thirty minutes since it was located in the trunk under the pre-cut cover. Last weekend, I replaced the fuel pump in the Mrs GMC Suburban...... Empty gas from 40 gallon tank, remove straps, disconnect four hoses, remove...
  11. TV in 2005

    The Lounge
    My cable gets about 192 channels and most of the time it is near impossible to find anything worth watching. I want to get the following shows only and I would be just as content with TV: 1. CSI on 189 of the channels(CSI London, N.Y. Miami, Indianapolis, Chicago, L.A. Detroit, etc.) 2...
  12. SAAB or Cigarettes?

    The Lounge
    They passed a law in Indiana last year that severly fines anyone who throws a lit ciggy butt out the window. I have not heard much about the inforcement of this law. I throw mine out to avoid using the ashtray and stinking up the car. I only throw mine out when I know it won't tag the car...
  13. "check engine"

    9000 Workshop
    Remove the O2 sensor and examine it. It should be white or at worst cream in color. If it is black, it is dead and should be replaced.
  14. SAAB U.S. Owner Loyalty Among the Worst

    The Lounge
    "Brand Loyalty" was the only reason Generous Motors survived after their dismal quality in the 1970's. Today Brand Loyalty is limited to Soda, Deoderant, and Condoms....................
  15. "Who's Your Daddy?????"

    The Lounge
    Billy announces to his dad that he is getting married to Mary, down the street. His dad replies, "Son, I don't think that's a good idea since I had an affair with her mother, and she just might be your half-sister" After a year of despondency, Billy finds meets another girl and soon announces...
  16. Saab for a Wedding Anniversary Present

    The Lounge
    Well, the Mrs. and I are celebrating 10 years of Marital Bliss next week, so I have showed her several Saabs that I have had my eye on. Now, if I get her that ring she always wanted, maybe she will reciprocate with my Anniversary wish???????? Stay tuned!!!!! (depending on the outcome, I will...
  17. Caption this

    The Lounge
    "Wow, now that explains how old Harley can drive the bus with one hand????" "Auh, jest going inside to get the old battery recharged" "Cool,..... ugly naked women, bad food, beer that tastes like cow pee, and a men's room with sticky floors"
  18. driving gloves

    The Lounge
    (Learned this poetic style from Cuba) Driving gloves are for "wimps". Give me a set of sweaty palms,clinching a Saab steering wheel and let the fun begin. If you need additional grip, do what I do. Grap one of the many leftover candies from the kids in the back seat, and ya hands will stick...
  19. Before your Saab....

    The Lounge
    Thirty Seven (37) other vehicles in my lifetime ranging from 850 Fiat Spyder to 1964 Bently Rolls and seven Saabs in between!!! Kinda like old girlfriends.....just can't remember all their names!!!
  20. struck by vandals again

    The Lounge
    Senor, duh yu wish u lasto requesto??? READY, AIM,.......FIIIIIIREEEEE!!!!!
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