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I cant drive the 9-3 convertible through town with the top down with out hearing some obsene teen wearing gangster rap dungarees yelling out FAAAAG when i drive by....
I mean, its not like its a miata or a eclipse... |
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It doesn't happen to me (chick with a hardtop), but it doesn't surprise me much... some people have a lot of urine in their gene pools.
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try riding a bike around in spandex shorts and a tight shirt thats when you start to hear insults
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I have a leather Swiss military satchel. I got out of the car at a Quickmart in Sacramento with it on. 4 punk kids in a vert are parked there. One says "nice handbag dude" the others chuckled. I rolled down my beanie which is actually a balaclava or ski mask and asked them to watch out for cops. They drove off so fast I nearly pmsl.
In retrospect, probably a really foolish thing to do. 'twas bloody funny though.
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mañana mañana Last edited by Cuba; 12-03-07 at 07:01 PM. Reason: couldn't put sni gger |
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That's just made my day!
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1999 Saab 9-3: Stage III, 245bhp In-Car PC: SatNav/CD/DVD/MP3/Video/FM/WiFi |
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so i guess the solution is to find a manlier convertible...
Theres the comaro, but i'd have to grow a mullet and move into a trailer before i could get one of those... Theres the corvette, but that doesnt have enough seats OOOO, Maybe Jeep Wrangler? That says garrr im a man that likes trucks and going off road with my buddies near my hunting lodge in the maine woods and shooting animals Last edited by boon94; 12-03-07 at 11:04 PM. |
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I sometimes get funny looks when I drive my mom's beemer with the top down, but usually my long har/unshavenness/general/dontgivea**** demeanor takes care of it
Whatever, I'm guessing the kid who yelled it is like 15? I'm sure the ladies love him. That car is hot.
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but don't worry, you gotta have faith. |
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Ignorance is not a political platform, a theology, an educational strategy or a lifestyle.... |
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I was called a biiatch by some girls once. I had to look that one up in the urban dictionary to figure that one out, at first I thought they had mistaken me for one of their female enemys as it was dusk but basically in some places it can be used much in the same manner as the remark that was made about you.
I get some strange looks when out with my blond brother though. I'm thinking a Protected by S&W sticker and some mudflaps with naked female silhouettes on them might help. Other than that I just try to look old and mean and smoke my pipe a lot.
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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." - Steve Landesberg SAAB CLUB of WESTERN CANADA (SCWC) |
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for some reason I don't think that's actually going to help. well, maybe a little. |
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Are you sure it wasn't foreplay? If someone over here were to shout "FAAAG", the appropriate response would be "Bloody well buy yer own mate!" David. |
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Do you smoke fags? Pull that line in the english lit or comp section of a college and be ready to be picked apart, lol. I know, I know, I was wicked in my younger days. Seriously though, you should consider changing to cigars or a pipe, much better for your health.
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mañana mañana |
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