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Old 18th May 2004
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Default Eight Words with 2 meanings.......

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Funny. So young, yet so wise.
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And your point is ...?



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lol ellison is great!!!....good stuff
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hahaha good stuff!
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Default Re: Eight Words with 2 meanings.......

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2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.
A cup?

i reckon you would be more vulnerable playing cricket without a box!



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2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.
A cup?

i reckon you would be more vulnerable playing cricket without a box!



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and its not even REAL football! :wink:
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This is pretty neat! :wink:
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Is it a bad thing if the meaings in the male versions make more sense to me than the females?

(my remote is set for favorites...speed vision, ESPN, and yes, MTV)
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and yes, MTV
Gah... I hate MTV with a fiery passion..
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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

From my experience, that's the other way round.
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5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


how true... we can do whatever you want as long as there is drinking.
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Too true...too true...

I hate "thingies", although I must say...I'm better using one hand rather than two...

Everything is best enjoyed with beer...

I hate channel surfing...it drives me crazy when my ADHD roomies swap channels every 6 seconds (I've counted...)

Anyway....good stuff ellison
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Yes, tis the season to drink beer and plink squirrels with the bb gun.
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