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Old 8th April 2004
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Default The worst joke!

Just heard this one...didn't bother to answer...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who's left?

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I have no idea what on earth that joke is about... but it is still funny in a - 'what are you doing telling me stories like that' kinda way.



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hahahhahaha! that is good.
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who the hell would name there kid Repeat? gosh he must have been made fun of a lot.
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No I'm afraid I have a worse joke;

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?






















One live baby at the bottom, eating its way up. ops:

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How can you not get that joke?

Person 1)Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who's left?

Person 2)Repeat.

Person 1)Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who's left?

Person 2)Repeat.

Person 1)Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who's left?

Person 2)Repeat
etc....
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What did the 0 say to the 8 ?










Hey! Nice belt!
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Default Best joke but Hey, he mighta even been in a Saab?

> > Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood
> > bar in Minnesota.
> >
> > Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
> > intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
> > lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching. After what seemed
> > an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man
> > managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few
> > minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally,
>he
> > started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night),
> > flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched
>on
> > the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
>and
> > then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in
> > their vehicles .
> >
> > At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down
> > the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,now
> > started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
> > man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the
> > Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
>the
> > police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> >
> > "I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
>
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Originally Posted by jimmythefly
What did the 0 say to the 8 ?










Hey! Nice belt!
I don't know why but I found that friggin funneh!!


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??






It was dead!
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Why did the tree fall over?








It was stapled to the monkey.

Really, I could keep this thread alive for weeks.Cleve, I'm glad I'm not the only one, that's my new favorite joke, it cracks me up just re-reading it.
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LMFAO!!
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Another to keep this alive.

What did the car say to the petol pump?




















You should take your finger out of your ear when I am talking to you!

David!
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What did helen keller do when she fell off a cliff?























screamed her hands off
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You know what I heard about camping?
















It's intense.

Man, that's a lame one but I laughed out loud when I first heard it.

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what is a life?
















something that most of us don't have
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why is helen keller a bad driver?























shes a woman
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I find this picture quite amusing in response to the initial post.

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Originally Posted by Mofflet
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did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle?




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the chicken and the egg are in bed together,


the chicken rolled over to light a cigarette


the egg turns around with the hump and said"will we know the answer to that question now dont we"
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