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Old 28th May 2010
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Default Dumb things you've done while drinking....

Due to some late night shenanagins, Im having to type with one hand...

My buddy is home on leave and we were having a few drinks. Went for a walk later in the night. We found an old tractor tire in the field and I had the bright idea to fold myself into it and have my friends roll me down the road... first attempt was fun. The botched second run is where things went wrong. I guess i tipped over and slammed into the road.

Broken clavicle FTL.....

Luckly I finished my contract a few days earlier, although now I cant start my multi engine instructor training..


so, lets hear some dumb crap youve done while drinking stories
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Waking up with two black eyes in a car park in Cromer.

Cromer? Where's that? Exactly what I said when I found a signpost.
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Waking up with two black eyes in a car park in Cromer.

Cromer? Where's that? Exactly what I said when I found a signpost.
I knew you East Anglian types were a bit parochial, but... What is it, 50 miles from your place? (and I even managed to resist any puns on the best known product of Cromer)

Anyway - back to the subject. Gawd, how long have we got? Let's start with trying to talk to a bloke the other week for an hour or so, in French, despite him insisting regularly that he was actually English too.

Or breaking my ankle and badly mullering the tendons whilst heading off for a pee.

Or... actually, my legal team are trying to attract my attention - I think they'd rather I shut up.

(Serious note - there was an interview on the radio the other day with a member of the England para-world cup team. They asked him how he'd ended up in a wheelchair. "Well, I was walking home after a few too many beers, took a shortcut - and got my foot caught in the points on the railway line. Really stuck. So I just had to wait for a train.")
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I could go on for days on this one, but turning this..



..into this, was by far one of the worst

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Ouch ^

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This I didn't do, but observed. Friends and I were in Quebec City for the winter carnival. One of my buddies decided to walk across a "vacant" lot rather than go around with the rest of us. We were waiting and waiting for him, only to discover he had fallen into an unfinished foundation which was hidden beneath the snow.
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This I didn't do, but observed. Friends and I were in Quebec City for the winter carnival. One of my buddies decided to walk across a "vacant" lot rather than go around with the rest of us. We were waiting and waiting for him, only to discover he had fallen into an unfinished foundation which was hidden beneath the snow.
wooow, hopefully he didnt get hurt too bad.

My buddy was telling me a story of a kid he knew at college in Burlington, vt who went missing after a party one winters night.

they found him the following spring...I guess he passed out on/in the road and got plowed into a snowbank by a snow plow...
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Oh christ too many dumb things to list, I'm just grateful none of them killed me.
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Oh christ too many dumb things to list, I'm just grateful none of them killed me.
I'll drink to that.
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I got a little too intimate with a Kerosene lantern at Carlisle last weekend while I was little bit intoxicated. Watch out. Those things are hot and WILL leave a mark, haha.
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man...its really hard to remember I have a broken clavicle after sitting for a while......until the shooting pain blinds my mind. even worse is its my dominant hand thats inop.

i look like a 4 year old trying to eat!
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i had an intimate evening with jungle juice once upon a time. i ended up professing my undying love for a girl i liked in a haze of vomit and tears. i had to be picked up by my old roommates and they ended up having to keep me away for several hours due to the fact i had drank so much of it. i woke up with my hands ducttaped and a wall of pillows in my bed that kept me from rolling onto my back and drowning in my own puke....
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wooow, hopefully he didnt get hurt too bad.

My buddy was telling me a story of a kid he knew at college in Burlington, vt who went missing after a party one winters night.

they found him the following spring...I guess he passed out on/in the road and got plowed into a snowbank by a snow plow...
He came through it unscathed. Only his pride was hurt.
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A friend of mine was infamous for doing stupid things after too many beers. I'd gone out for a few beers with him and choose the pub convenient for us both. He was trying to convince me to go elsewhere for some reason, but i insisted we went there. I soon found out why he didn't want to be there, there was an events board with photos of the regulars letting their "hair down" and right in the middle of the board was a picture of Mark doing naked star jumps on the bar. (they had it on video as well but i declined)
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Gosh....

I am pretty sure I dont remember half of them.

Doing a massive ground pizza on the train home, and then telling the station security officer all about it like I wanted a medal is probably the least interesting one.
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Gosh....

I am pretty sure I dont remember half of them.

Doing a massive ground pizza on the train home, and then telling the station security officer all about it like I wanted a medal is probably the least interesting one.

What is a ground pizza? Im guessung you puked on the train?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyIo8fBHfHw

...and that was sober
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that was you? Anyone ever tell you that you look kind of like BJ Novak?

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What is a ground pizza? Im guessung you puked on the train?
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I don't drink.

And people ask me why...
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