Actually it's my fault

[Chris 9-5]

So yesterday we're off to the shops, another jolly shopping trip cos I had forgotten just how much fun the sales were

Wifey is driving (her car) and we park in a multistory car park.

So on the passenger side is a concrete pillar (I had already got out)

On the driver side a 3dr coupe with huge doors.....

She is parked, the pillar is abouta foot from the passenger side mirror, but she's close to this coupe!

I suggested she parked closer to the pillar so that if, matey opens his huge coupe door he wouldnt ding the car......

So, without moving forward or back within the bay, she simply turns the steering wheel full lock, and raises the clutch.............lurching straight into the pillar........

Oh..................and.................It's my fault

[SaabKen]

Uh oh




....

[brunp]

I guess something to note for the future when I get married, it will always be my fault.

[TooMany2cvs]

Originally Posted by Chris 9-5

Oh..................and.................It's my fault

This came as a surprise to you?

[jglavin]

I'm not married yet; been there, done that though.

Then of course if you had tried to explain exactly what to do... "don't treat me like a 5 year old" is the answer you'd get.

[Chris 9-5]

I made a further mistake in asking:

"Why the hell did you do that!"

Which was silly of me really when clearly:

"Because you ****ing told me to, you ****er"

.........was her demonic reply.

[Matt88S]

Originally Posted by Chris 9-5
Oh..................and.................It's my fault

You have my sympathy.

Somehow, in spite of all of our breakthroughs in the communication field that allow us to hear crystal clear a person on a phone on the other side of the planet, somehow, in just those few scant feet between Us and Them, somehow, everything we say gets jumbled and misunderstood and misrepresented and misconstrued.

And yes, it is always our fault.

Looking on the bright side, it wasn't the Saab was it?

[Chris 9-5]

Originally Posted by Matt88S

You have my sympathy.

Looking on the bright side, it wasn't the Saab was it?

Thanks Matt and nope it was the lil olde Renault Clio

[IIIM3]

Originally Posted by Chris 9-5

Thanks Matt and nope it was the lil olde Renault Clio

Well then who cares? All that matters is your Saab (tell her that and see what she says)

[Chris 9-5]

Originally Posted by IIIM3

Well then who cares? All that matters is your Saab (tell her that and see what she says)

Erm................

Maybe not

(Although I'll have no use for my testicles for many a month ofter this I do value them still being attached)


lol

[Matt88S]

That was a slow edit wasn't it?

[IIIM3]

well i do feel for you though. I remember.... Right when i could drive alone, I drove my dads mercedes E320, and i came back to the house, and was putting it in the garage and BAM!!!! Hit the brick Pillar on the passanger side. EGHHHHH i didnt see the light of day for 2 weeks.

[Chris 9-5]

Oh man, I remember the first time I drove alone having passed my test, no instructor, no -one.................absolutely terrifying

[SaabKen]

Men Are Pigs

Men Are Still Pigs

Pigs Everywhere

Honk If You're a Pig





Any more questions ?

[valbowski1980]

Originally Posted by SaabKen

Men Are Pigs

Men Are Still Pigs

Pigs Everywhere

Honk If You're a Pig





Any more questions ?

HONK HONK!

[TurboBlix]

chris, i'm utterly appalled. shame on you.

(i'm practicing)

so the dog house gets wireless?

[Chris 9-5]

Originally Posted by blixahaha

so the dog house gets wireless?

Yep:

"And I bet your NOT gonna tell all your forum friends what YOU made me do to the car !"

Thankfully, a grudge she bears has a half life of about 50 million years

[Spidey]

Of course it your fault. Men invented cars didn't they...

[TooMany2cvs]

Originally Posted by Chris 9-5

Oh man, I remember the first time I drove alone having passed my test, no instructor, no -one.................absolutely terrifying

Oh, gawd, yes...

Borrowed my dad's Cavalier estate to go up to the school to get my A-level results. Coming back, the truck I was following stopped at some roadworks - and started to back up. Of course, I was right behind him... and could I find reverse in that bloody Cav box? Could I hell...

<crunch, graunch, f**k!>
I finished up standing on the horn with the wagon about 6" from the front of the car...

[woywitka]

How could you. You monster.