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SaabScott
27th May 2004, 07:52 AM
FORE!!
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Abbott 900
27th May 2004, 08:02 AM
HAHAHAHAHA :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

greenphotos
27th May 2004, 08:03 AM
:lol: :cheesy:

ellison
27th May 2004, 01:37 PM
HAHA...good one!

Angua
27th May 2004, 05:04 PM
Brilliant :lol:
Any more?

SaabScott
27th May 2004, 05:58 PM
Brilliant :lol:
Any more?

Always! :cheesy:

GearHead
27th May 2004, 09:27 PM
more more more

roller girl
28th May 2004, 08:30 AM
A guy had been on a deserted island for 10 years when he saw something approaching. Instead of a ship, it was a beautiful woman in a wetsuit. She took off the hood and shook out her long hair. She said to the guy, "How long has it been since you've had a smoke?"
"I've been stranded on this island for ten years and haven't had a smoke in all that time", he replied. She promptly unzipped a pocket on her right sleeve and pulled out a pack of cigarettes for him.
As he enjoyed a smoke, she said, "How long has it been since you've had a drink?"
"I've been stranded on this island for ten years and haven't had a drink in all that time", he replied.
She then unzipped a pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a bottle of aged Scotch. While he was enjoying a drink, she started to unzip the front of the wetsuit. While doing so, she asked, "How long has it been since you've played around?"
His eyes bulged as he said, "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!!!"