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ellison
18th May 2004, 08:57 PM
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Willy Wonka
18th May 2004, 09:59 PM
Funny. So young, yet so wise.http://www.prism.net/easternfish/spot.gif

SaabScott
18th May 2004, 10:18 PM
And your point is ...? :roll:



:cheesy:

ricot83
18th May 2004, 10:36 PM
lol ellison is great!!!....good stuff

GearHead
18th May 2004, 11:23 PM
hahaha good stuff! :)

sab aero
19th May 2004, 01:19 AM
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

A cup?

i reckon you would be more vulnerable playing cricket without a box!

:)

sab aero

Saba
19th May 2004, 01:35 AM
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

A cup?

i reckon you would be more vulnerable playing cricket without a box!

:)

sab aeroand its not even REAL football! :wink:

SS
19th May 2004, 05:53 AM
This is pretty neat! :wink:

NopiGirl2
19th May 2004, 09:24 AM
Is it a bad thing if the meaings in the male versions make more sense to me than the females?

(my remote is set for favorites...speed vision, ESPN, and yes, MTV)

Slaab4life
19th May 2004, 10:22 AM
:roll:

bassist5
19th May 2004, 06:20 PM
and yes, MTV

Gah... I hate MTV with a fiery passion.. :evil: :evil:

SPG900
19th May 2004, 06:24 PM
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


From my experience, that's the other way round. :nono;

sjhudon
19th May 2004, 06:57 PM
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


how true... we can do whatever you want as long as there is drinking.

8valvegrowl
19th May 2004, 10:53 PM
Too true...too true...

I hate "thingies", although I must say...I'm better using one hand rather than two... :lol:

Everything is best enjoyed with beer...

I hate channel surfing...it drives me crazy when my ADHD roomies swap channels every 6 seconds (I've counted...)

Anyway....good stuff ellison :cheesy:

Tweek's Turbos
20th May 2004, 06:26 PM
Yes, tis the season to drink beer and plink squirrels with the bb gun. :cheesy: